After last night, I could never be a politician.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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