did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm always down for nudity.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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