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(214): View more from Texas

She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.

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(631): View more from New York

hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?

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(+61): View more from Australia

If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.

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(209): View more from California

Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?

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