I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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