Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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