We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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