awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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