guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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