It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm always down for nudity.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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