new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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