She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he thought i was a dude.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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