from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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