Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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