Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
