I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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