when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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