My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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