So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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