i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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