so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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