Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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