Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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