Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You pole danced in your parka.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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