Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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