uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
they're like a gay fantastic four
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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