after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I came so hard my ears popped.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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