im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Enjoy the penises
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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