So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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