That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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