wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
