eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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