everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
whose parrot is this?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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