where am i from again
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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