were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
areolas are like halos for boobs.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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