she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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