Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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