So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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