Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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