D3 body, D1 cock
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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