Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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