yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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