If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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