I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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