i don't like sucking hair
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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