Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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