How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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