All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Couch. On fire.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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