Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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