420 ftw
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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