Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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