I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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