what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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