New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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